Pink balls make me pout.

Scott ignores the posted drink perimeter. Evil evil evil.

I had great expectations considering this alley's motto is "Come out and play in the Dark." They are apparently referring to their glow-in-the-dark blacklight bowling, a popular trend in alleys lately and quite a conundrum when determining the gothiness of an alley. Yes, it's dark, but what to think of the pink neon and disco balls? And despite the fact that the song is about demonic activity, there is nothing goth about an alley full of people singing along to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". The same goes for "Back in Black."

As far as I could tell, no black balls were to be found. Perhaps this was because our alley had a penchant for eating balls (at least four disappeared into its gullet as we played), and we did experience what's known as an alley "blackout" so I think the ol' Brunswick 2000 was trying to tell us something.