494 Soscol Avenue Napa, California 94559 707-224-3460
Overall Goth Rating: 8 Features Scoring: Auto (3-4 letters only) Bar: Full, with a classy martini glass sign Crowd: none. Balls: Mutants. (Secret stash in the back if you're cool.) Music: None
	Cleanest restrooms of all the California alleys I visited. The dreary gray interior paired with the bowling pin themed carpet created a pleasantly dank atmosphere. A visit to the snack bar revealed an interesting selection including an item simply titled "Round Thing". Also, under the sandwich menu, there are "extras" including lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and jawbreakers. Unfortunately, you'll have to take our word for it because the snack bar proprietor would not allow us to take photos, presumably to protect their patented jawbreaker sandwich from entering the clutches of McDonald's evil secret agents. Napa bowl is apparently kind enough to act as a home for disadvantaged balls, since many seemed to have fallen victim to an overzealous drill operator, cursing them with 4 or more holes. The friendly manager offered us access to the secret stash of fancy balls in exchange for our shoes, but what guarantee did we have that they wouldn't be so inspired by our sinister and fashionable footwear that they'd quit their jobs and go out shopping for Joy Division CD's, taking our shoes with them, never to be heard from again? No thanks. Mutants are good enough for us.
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