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Alleys vary greatly and, until now, there was simply no way to be certain that the one you've chosen to spend your evening in maintains a reasonable level of gothic charm. Anyone who's found themselves whiling away valuable pre-dawn hours in the company of screaming primary schoolers, blasted with Brittany Spears music, throwing a pink ball, completely and totally drinkless has experienced the downside of blindly choosing a house of lanes. We, at Goth Bowl personally visit each alley, judge them on a rigorous criteria of sinister traits, and rate them on a scale from 1-10, ascending.
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